There are experts on the shining box
to solve each kind of problem.
Clean your house,
de-junk your house,
and decorate it too.
Swap your wife,
reconstruct your life.
Cook up a storm,
live where it’s warm,
operate on your pet.
Learn how to dress,
clean up a mess.
Landscape a garden or two
The Grumpiest teach you
to complain,
pity they are such a pain.

There are sure to be some new ones,
they haven’t thought of yet.

There is nothing, that shining box
won’t bring to your sitting room.
But is there one
who can tell me,
how to de-junk my brain.

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